2000 Lines A Day

I was at a meeting once where a peer boasted: “It’s hard to schedule and convene code reviews when you’re writing 2000 lines of code a day“. Before I could open my big fat mouth, a fellow colleague beat me to the punch: “Maybe you shouldn’t be writing 2000 lines of code per day“.

Unless they run a pure software company (e.g. Google, Microsoft, Facebook), executive management is most likely a fan of cranking out more and more lines of code per day. Because of this, and the fact that cranking out more lines of code than the next guy gives them a warm and fuzzy feeling, I suspect that many developers have a similar mindset as my boastful peer.

Unsurprisingly, the results of cranking out as much code per day as one can yield legacy code before it actually becomes legacy code:

  • Huge classes and multi-page member functions with deeply nested “if” constructs inter-twined within multiple “for” loops.
  • A seemingly random mix of public and private member objects.
  • No comments.
  • Inconsistent member and function naming.
  • No unit tests.
  • Loads of hard-coded magic numbers and strings.
  • Tens of import statements.

Both I and you know this because because we’ve had to dive into freshly created cesspools with those “qualities” to add new functionality – even though “the code is only a tool” that isn’t a formal deliverable. In fact, we’ve most likely created some pre-legacy, legacy code cesspools ourselves.

Needs Improvement

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How To Run A Company With (Almost) No Rules

February 28, 2015 Leave a comment

  • Set your own salary
  • Vote your leaders in/out
  • Come and go when you please
  • Take vacation whenever you want
  • If you finish your work by Wednesday, go to the beach and come back on Monday
  • If you have to give back, you’ve taken too much
  • Ask “why” three times and then stop
  • Design for wisdom

A brilliant and emotionally moving talk from my favorite CEO of all time, Mr. Ricardo Semler.

Please, please, watch it. I guarantee that some, if not all, parts of the talk will fill your heart with joy! Well, maybe it will. If you’re an average, run-of-the-mill, anointed, business leader, it will either piss you off or strike fear into your bones.

If you want some more seminal Semler to whet your appetite, check out these two MIT-sponsored videos:

Managers Not MBAs

Leading by Omission

Make no mistake about it, Mr. Semler’s radical ideas are not a mess of pie-in-the-sky, Utopian psychobabblings. They’re the real deal, and they’ve been in play… in the real world… for over 20+ years at Semco.

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The RGR Prayer

February 26, 2015 5 comments

I recently watched an agile training video in which the sage on the stage made the audience repeat after him three times, the RGR prayer: “red, green, refactor“.

As I watched, I wondered how many of the repeaters were thinking “uh, this may be bullshit” while they uttered those three golden words from the sacred book of agile. It reminded me of those religious ceremonies my parents forced me to attend where the impeccably dressed, pew-dwelling flock, mindlessly stood up and parroted whatever the high priest dictated to them.


Let’s digress, but please bear with me for a moment and we’ll meet up with the RGR prayer again in short order.

I know it’s not much to go by, but assume that you’re given the following task:

“Given this input, design and build a box that produces this output.”

Your Box

Rising to the challenge, you concoct the following three design candidates upfront (OMG!) so you can trade them off against each other.


Which design candidate is “better“? The monolith (A), the multi-element network structure (B), or the two element pipeline (B)?

As always, it “depends“. If the functionality required to transform “this input” into “that output” is tiny (e.g. a trivial “Hello World” program) then the monolith is “best” in terms of understandability and latency (time delay from input to output). If the required functionality is large and non-linearly complex, then the multi-component network design is most likely the “best“. Somewhere in between lies the two element pipeline as the “best” design.

Hard core agilista consultants like our RGR priest and those dead set against the “smell” of any formal upfront requirements analysis or design activities would always argue: “all that time you spent upfront drawing pretty pictures and concocting design candidates was wasted labor. If you simply used that precious time to apply the RGR prayer through TDD (Test Driven Development), the best design, which you can’t ever know a-priori, would have emerged – IT ALWAYS DOES.”

TDD Improves

See, I followed through on my commitment to weave our way back to the RGR prayer.

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Where Specialists, Dependencies, And Handoffs Are Required

February 23, 2015 Leave a comment

Take a minute to look around yourself and imagine how many interdependent chains of specialists and handoffs were required to produce the materials that make your life quite a bit more comfortable than our cave dwelling ancestors.


Total self sufficiency is a great concept, but if you had to do all the work to produce all of the things you take for granted, you wouldn’t be able to. You simply wouldn’t have enough time.

In software development, above a certain (unknown) level of complexity and size, specialists, dependencies, and handoffs are required to have any chance of getting the work done and the product integrated. Cross-functional teams, where every single person on the team knows how to design and code every functional area of a product, is an unrealistic pipe dream for anything but trivial products.

Obsoleted By Modernity

February 20, 2015 2 comments

While sifting through my desk at work, I stumbled upon a gadget that triggered some fond memories:


Do you know what it is? It’s a Royal Mark page embosser; a meaty and well built device that I used for many years until the onslaught of modernity made it obsolete.

Before the advent of e-books and safaribooksonline.com, I used to buy lots of “real” technical books. I would stamp them with my trusty Royal Mark embosser and stick them in my bookcase as soon as they arrived. But alas, since I don’t buy many dead-tree books anymore, I haven’t used my lovely Royal Marker in decades.


What gadgets or tools did you use heavily in the past, but have been obsoleted by newer technology? If you’re young enough, probably none; but eventually you will.

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The Repo Of Shared Understanding

February 17, 2015 Leave a comment

Documentation can be organized, structured, archived, searched. Verbal communications can’t.

Check out these two communication system configurations for developing software.

Shared Repo

The system on the left, which depends (almost) solely on face-to-face collaboration, is the “agile” way. The system on the right, designed around a living, breathing, Repository Of Shared Understanding (ROSU) and supplemented by face-to-face conversation, is the “traditional” configuration.

As the previous paragraph implies, “agile” doesn’t recommend no documentation generation. It simply relegates the practice of document creation to the back of the bus. The idea, premised on the myth that documentation isn’t a required deliverable (in my industry it is) and the truth that programmers hate to write anything but code, is to supplement face-to-face communion with temporary, discardable, napkin scribblings and incomprehensible whiteboard snapshots.

WB Sketches

Which system configuration do you think is more scalable? Which is more effective for long-lived, software-intensive products? Which do you think is better, more accommodating, for onboarding future team members? Which do you think is more effective for investigating/understanding/debugging system level failures (not unit level failures)?

Agilists will often bolster their “minimal documentation” approach with the assertion that requirements and design documents become obsolete as soon as the ink dries. Well yeah, if the team doesn’t continuously update its ROSU, then they’re right. But why is it such a big deal to keep the ROSU in synch with the code?  The big deal is that it’s tough to sustain the discipline and resolve to so.

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