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The Perfect Person

August 9, 2015 Leave a comment

After listening to two terrific Russ Roberts podcasts on the bitcoin movement, I’ve been grokking the subject for a couple of weeks now. As a result, I created a bitcoin wallet on, which netted me 50 bits worth of bitcoin:


I also started reading “Digital Gold“. The book tells the fascinating story of how the fledgling bitcoin community got started from day one and how it has progressed in fits and starts to where it is today.

While browsing my twitter feed, it somehow dawned on me that Nassim Taleb would be the perfect person to ask about bitcoin. When I did so, all I got was this lousy tee shirt :)




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Very Nice Gesture

August 8, 2015 Leave a comment

After using Windows 10 for a week, I experienced my first BSOD (Blue Screen Of Death) while using the shiny new operating system:


After sharing my experience on Twitter, I was pleasantly surprised when I received this offer to help, out of the blue, from someone on the Windows team :

Win Fix

From all the way back to when the world’s greatest current philanthropist, Bill Gates, was equated with Darth Vader, I’ve always liked Microsoft.

Nice Gesture

The Same Script, A Different Actor

A huge, lumbering dinosaur wakes up, looks in the mirror and sez: “WTF! Look how ugly and immobile I am!“. After pondering its predicament for a few moments, Mr. Dino has an epiphany: “All I gotta do is go on a diet and get a makeover!“. Diet Makeover It’s the same old, same old, script:

  1. A large company’s performance deteriorates over time because of increasing bureaucracy, apathy, and inertia.
  2. Wall St. goes nutz, pressuring the company to take action.
  3. A new, know-it-all, executive with a successful track record is hired on to improve performance.
  4. The nouveau executive mandates sweeping, across-the-board, changes in the way people work without consulting the people who do the work.
  5. The exec makes the rounds in the press, espousing how he’s gonna make the company great again.
  6. After all the hoopla is gone, the massive change effort flounders and all is forgotten – it’s back to the status quo.

The latest incarnation of this well worn tale seems to describe what’s happening in the IT department at longtime IT stalwart, IBM: IBM CIO Designs New IT Workflow for Tech Giant Under Pressure. We’ve heard this all before (Nokia, Research In Motion, Sun, etc):

The mission is to have innovation and the speed of small companies .. and see if we can do that at scale – IBM Corp. CIO Jeff Smith

I’ll give you one guess at to what Mr. Smith’s turnaround strategy is…

Give up? It’s, of course, “Large Scale, Distributed, Agile Development“.

I can see all the LeSS (Large Scale Scrum) and SAFe (Scaled Agile Framework) consultants salivating over all the moolah they can suck out of IBM. Gotta give ’em credit for anticipating the new market for “scaling Agile” and setting up shop to reap the rewards from struggling, deep-pocketed, behemoths like IBM.

It’s ironic that IBM wants to go Agile, yet a part of their business is (was?) to provide Agile consulting expertise to other companies. In fact, one of their former Agile consultant employees, Scott Ambler, invented his own Agile processes: Agile Unified Process (AUP) and Disciplined Agile Delivery (DAD). On top of that, look who wrote this:

agile for dummies

Obviously, not all massive turnaround efforts fail. In fact, IBM did an about face once before under the leadership of, unbelievably, a former Nabisco cookie executive named Lou Gerstner. I like IBM. I hope they deviate from the script and return to greatness once again.

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Products, Not Projects

In “The Politics Of Projects“, Robert Block rightly states: “People want products, not projects“. The ideal project takes zero time, no labor, and no financial investment. The holy grail is to transition from abstract desire to concrete outcome in no time flat :). Nevertheless, for any non-trivial product development effort requiring a diverse team of people to get the job done, some sort of project (or, “coordinated effort” for you #noprojects advocates) is indeed required. Whether self-organized or dictator-directed, there has to be some way of steering, focusing the effort of a team of smart people to achieve the outcomes that a project is expected to produce.

At the simplistic BD00 level of comprehension, a project is one of two binary types: a potential revenue generator or a potential cost reducer.

Project Types

Startups concentrate solely on projects that raise revenue. At this stage of the game, not a second thought is given to cost-reduction projects – the excitement of creating value reigns. As a startup grows and adds layers of “professional” management to control the complexity that comes with that growth, an insidious shift takes place. The mindset at the top flips from raising revenue to reducing costs and increasing efficiency. In large organizations, every employee has experienced multiple, ubiquitous, top-down “cost reduction initiatives“, the worst of which is the dreaded reduction-in-force initiative. On the other hand, org-wide initiatives to increase revenues are rare.

Sweet Spot

All Upside, No Downside, No Conscience

Check out these three financial portfolio performance graphs from Mr. Nassim Taleb:


A fragile portfolio is one which is prone to getting decimated by a rare, unpredictable, event (a.k.a. a Black Swan). A robust portfolio is one which is relatively immune to the effects of a devastating Black Swan. An antifragile portfolio is one which experiences spectacular gains from a Black Swan.

Mr. Taleb asserts that the world’s financial system has been (since the 80’s when we first started bailing out banks), and still is, fragile. As long as bankers know that we, the taxpaying public, will continue to shoulder the cost when they blowup because they are too big too fail, they will continue to exhibit incompetent, reckless, risky behavior backed by bogus PhD calculations. They get their perennial bonuses before each big bust for “doing well“, but aren’t forced to give them back when they lose more money in an instant from a Black Swan than all the profits they’ve ever made previously in the history of banking. It’s a no-brainer with all upside and no downside. What a life… if you don’t have a conscience.

So, how do you construct a anti-fragile portfolio? According to Mr. Taleb, you allocate 80% of your portfolio to “cash” and 20% to wildly speculative investments. It’s called the barbell strategy – weighted investments at both ends of the risk spectrum and nothing in the middle. In the worst case, you’ll lose the full 20%, but the sky is the limit if you’re right with your speculative investment choices. The challenges are:

  • To muster up the nerve to actually go against what the mindless “portfolio theory” trained herd says and reallocate your currently fragile portfolio,
  • Figure out exactly what Nassim means by “cash” (no, it’s not a savings account at Citibust or Bank Of Nightmerica),
  • Decide on which speculative financial instruments to invest in (gold/metals? commodities? real estate? “other”?) .

BD00 knows what these challenges are because, as an unsophisticated investor, he’s struggling to conquer them himself. WTF!

investment allocation

An Undefinable Relationship?

June 24, 2014 2 comments

Checkout this model of a one person business:

One Woman Show

The worker/manager/owner applies her tools, skills, and expertise to transform business ideas into outputs that a customer willingly pays for.

After composing the picture, it occurred to BD00 to attempt to explore the relationship ‘tween “Quality Of Output” (QOO) and time “Delay“. However, he drew a blank. He can’t proclaim that increasing delay generally increases QOO. Nor can he assert that decreasing delay generally decreases QOO. The only thing he can confidently state is: “since zero delay by definition means zero output, it also means zero QOO“. Well, duh!

QOO vs Delay

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Consumed By Randomness

February 23, 2014 Leave a comment
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