Whoo Hoo! The “Frontal Assault Idiot” cafepress.com shop is now open for business. Scott Adams, eat your heart out.
Check out a sampling of the “must have” products that you’ve been waiting to empty your bank account for:
Unbelievably, and joyfully, I constructed this store and populated it with product designs in about six hours. Is that kool or what? However, each “free” storefront seems to only allow 12 designs to be posted for sale.
Here’s what my store dashboard look like at the moment (LOL!!!):
I’m gonna start a sequel, “The Frontal Assault Idiot II” shop, as soon as I finish totaling up my revenues from the debut shop. Don’t hold your breath, cuz it might take awhile to wash the green stank off of my greedy fingers.
Merry Christmas and Ho, Ho, Ho! Dear reader, if you don’t want to be negatively influenced today, then please move on and don’t read any further.
Before Dilbert and Scott Adams rocketed to fame and fortune by speaking about the unspeakable, DICsters toiling down in the boiler room at least had hope that the grass was greener on the other side. However, the Dilbert strip has unveiled what many didn’t know prior to its public emergence: the grass most likely isn’t greener “over there“.
Every day, Dilbert and his cohorts drive home the point that dysfunctional corpricracies are as ubiquitous and pervasive as the weeds in your garden. The strip has actually helped CCFs by demotivating DICsters from leaving toxic environments – because now they think that “it’s the same everywhere“. D’oh!
…you can have a Dilbertonian conversation with a BM (past or present) like the one below without getting fired? Of course, the elegant genius of Dilbert is that former cubicle-dweller-turned-gazillionaire Scott Adams makes you want to laugh and cry simultaneously.