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Don’t ya just love those dorky propaganda pictures coming out of North Korea showing Kool Kim Jong-Un peering through a set of vintage 1970s binoculars?

Binocs

Seriously, I was wondering WTF the dude was looking at on all those “Korean Illustrated” magazine covers, but then I had an epiphany: Kimbo Jongo Uno is an obsessed bird watcher. Buh buh buh bird bird bird. Bird is the word!

Note: Like everything else on this god-forsaken blawg, the above Kimbo Jongo Pizza-Uno collage is not original. I saw one just like it on HBO’s  “Real Time With Bill Maher” a couple of weeks ago. Of course, I busted a gut when I saw it and half of the martini gulp I just took rose up and cleared my nasal passages. A pleasant unintended consequence of the experience was the discovery that the martini-through-the-shnozz technique works better than a Neti pot.

Neti Tini

Note2: Just imagine what would happen if I lived in North Korea and Bimbo Django Unkool or his cronies discovered this post. D’oh!

Note3: Here’s what Kimono looks like when he puts his binocs down. If he looks into a mirror, some heads will definitely roll.

KJU Raccoon

  1. April 20, 2013 at 1:42 am

    It is even funnier because he is the only one in every picture looking with bino’s, like the spoiled little shit he is, he takes the “Their mine” aproach to everything. I can only imagine the nightmare he is to be around on a daily basis, if he spots anyone with something cool he wants it, I am sure of this, and these picture prove it!

    • April 20, 2013 at 2:29 am

      LOL. I think he’s the only one with binos cuz there is only one pair in the whole country.

  2. telephoto-fish
    April 20, 2013 at 7:03 am

    What they don’t show is the black raccoon circles that get imprinted around his eyes after he drops the glasses.

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