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Going Turbo-Agile

I’m planning on using the state of the art SEMAT kernel to cherry-pick a few “best practices” and concoct a new, proprietary, turbo-agile software development process.  The BD00 Inc. profit deluge will come from teaching 1 hour certification courses all over the world for $2000 a pop. To fund the endeavor, I’m gonna launch a Kickstarter project.

What do you think of my slam dunk plan? See any holes in it?

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  1. Mark Wilson
    May 28, 2013 at 8:12 am

    Perhaps I’ve only experienced bad agile, but it doesn’t seem to scale well. Also seems to be used as an excuse to hack (how the hell do you start a project without SOME idea of an approach/overall design). But, I have no doubt you will make millions with your marketing idea.

    • May 28, 2013 at 8:46 am

      Wanna signup to be a Turbo-Agile trainer? One time initiation fee of $10K. Then yearly renewal fee of only 1K$

      • Mark Wilson
        May 28, 2013 at 10:26 am

        Only if I can find enough management rubes to make up the difference….

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